none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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