i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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