If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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