well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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