her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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