so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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