You're so nebulous sometimes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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