i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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