Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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