last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Too much gin, very little bucket
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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