Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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