I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.