He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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