I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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