We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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