so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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