Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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