Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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