Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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