It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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