Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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