Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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