Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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