next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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