This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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