I want to walk on stilts...naked
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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