Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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