you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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