normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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