Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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