This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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