Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake