I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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