Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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