she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They took my balls.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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