Do vagina's smell?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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