He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
should my penis look like a turkey
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
