You're my little dorito
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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