My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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