whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Randomize
