Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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