I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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