smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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