its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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