Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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