where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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