I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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