I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
