me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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