Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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