Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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