think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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