You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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