Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
