I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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