I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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