Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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