he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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